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Joseph Cinelli

A fruity little guy who is obsessed with weezer. He is the #1 rack player except when he plays the Undone intro.
Who is that drooling over Rivers Cuomo?
Oh, that’s Joseph Cinelli. He has issues.
by smallestbird May 30, 2023
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Joseph Blobian

Joseph Blobian, Joe Blob for short is a human pig hybrid known for his catastrophic damage to food industries.
Joseph Blobian is menace and must be stopped, but I still love him. All hail Joe Blob
by Zenn The Phenomenon August 2, 2023
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Josephite

Josephite ,or in this context, Josephites |_plural_|-

(Noun.).---(Pronoun.).---(Feeling.).---(Emotion.).
The Gods of Gods of the Gods of the universe. Usually and favourably refers to the students of SJBHS, Bangalore or an other SJ institute. They are known to be among the best after growing up and are usually good at everything.
Example: Being a Josephite is one of my greatest accomplishments...
by SantaKlausTheGreat August 12, 2023
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The Joseph Stage

It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.
After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.
by ilikechicks1111 August 11, 2013
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Glen Joseph Power

The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.
'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'
by Glen's powerpuff girl January 7, 2014
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will joseph

The biggest Cunt you will ever meet
Oh look it's Will Joseph the biggest cunt you will ever meet
by David Samurai July 27, 2016
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grandmother josephine

Grandmother Josephine is a straight up pimp who gives no fucks.
by Grandmother Josephine January 19, 2017
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