thomas jolley

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.

“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
“what a beautiful specimen”

by kingsmenC January 22, 2020

Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

Cherry jello

When a women is on her period and you use a straw to suck the blood, or use a spoon if there is a blood clot

I can't believe i had cherry jello last night

by chives66441 June 25, 2021

Butter_Jello

A stupid motherfucker who is trash at Roblox games and unfunny and is the worst artist in the world.

Person A: Hey, who is that person?
Person B: Oh, that's Butter_Jello.
Person A: How stupid is he?
Person B: Very.

by BTR_JLO September 17, 2021

Butter_Jello

A stupid person who has no life when playing games such as Terraria, spends nearly zero time on things like going outside, workout and is a very lazy artist

A very desperate person who will try until they get what they want, they so are stupid to the point where they can't even spell "Cthulhu"

Wears a white beanie with white goggles on top and has an ugly hairline. Super trash at games like Combat Warriors.

Casually says "Balls" out of nowhere.

"Butter_Jello sucks ass at Combat Warriors and is dogwater"

"Butter_Jello can't even do Math properly."

by BTR_JLO September 17, 2021