When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
by Jess223 May 01, 2025
Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.
by Mr Mansha March 09, 2022
by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017
The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.
That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once
by MoBambaspoop December 16, 2024
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025