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Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.
"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."
by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022
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Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face
Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!
by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021
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Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023
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Jewish Trump

by Sumashole March 2, 2025
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jewish

Someone (Typically "ashkanazi") who says dumb, obnoxious, and frightful things. Originates from Poland, "Ashki" a fool, a bastard.
That jewish bloke raped my sister
by Fish Lizard October 12, 2021
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Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest
I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.
by Mr. Manhattan August 4, 2023
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An Jewish Hero

A Jewish person or a person from Israel that becomes An Hero by killing themself, that's what Encyclopedia Dramatica should add to their terms list.
Lost your iPod to the Goys? This article contains An Jewish Hero.
by ThomasBloxia May 15, 2025
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