'have you met jason green before??' - have you smoked weed
'im being jason to the party tonight' - i am bringing weed to the party tonight
i know him
'im being jason to the party tonight' - i am bringing weed to the party tonight
i know him
by samjamesy November 12, 2007
Get the jason greenmug. An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 22, 2015
Get the jason batemanmug. A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
Get the Jason Xmug. One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
Get the jason newsteadmug. The famous football player/actor's son aka the real killer.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
Get the Jason Simpsonmug. Jason's are people who are afraid of their girlfriends. The thing is if they do have on, it'll probably be just luck, and it's not a healthy one where they have no control over it.
by We598 October 22, 2018
Get the Jason is gaymug. To fix a complex problem, whether it’s coding or “streets” related, with a finesse that is not restricted by the cookie-cutter limitations of a college education.
by kanonymousg September 14, 2016
Get the Jason Rigmug.