mary jane

mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms

luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”

by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025

Mary Jane

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

by yobobfye May 13, 2024

Jane

the name of a sexy bisexual emo girl, who skateboards, watches anime all day, is a pro pvper & builder in minecraft, has super curly dark red hair. She’s extremely talkative and knows how to keep a conversation going. She listens to slipknot, deftones, and lil darkie on the daily bases and sleeps with frequency healing music every night. She’s obsessed with romance books especially by colleen hoover and her favorite anime of all time is vinland saga, dororo, and haikyu. Her favorite color is black and a very dark red or purple. She’s a Leo and is obsessed with wearing all black and huge baggy pants. Her friend’s say she give’s off witch vibes. She’s not a people pleaser and hate’s people who are people pleaser. She absolutely hates being called Jan, Jamie, James and most of all Plain Jane. Jane is the craziest person in her friend group and she’s proud of it. Her standards for men are way too high after being heartbroken way too many times and reading/watching too many romance books and movies. Lastly, she’s really funny, an empathetic, understanding, caring, affectionate person to people she loves and many people actually don’t know that because people just never stick around like ever and sometimes she get’s sad about it.

*Jane starts Singing*

“COME ON, FUCK ME,EMO BOY
COME ON, FUCK ME, EMO BOY”

The love of my life is Megan Fox

by emoboylovermommy123 March 3, 2022

Sarah Jane

This girl should probably be a pro soccer player. This kind of girl turns into a total cum guzzling slut after her perm obtaining boyfriend dumps her to fuck hotter bitches. Has extreme beef with bad bitches names makayla, but a Sarah Jane could never compete. She is also well known for having to fight for her slendernigga boyfriend.

“That sleezy bitch kicked me in the head after I beat the shit out that slendernigga” It was probably a wild intoxicated Sarah Jane!

by User0111 May 26, 2022

anya jane

Anya jane is an amazing girl kind hearted and special in ever single way, Anya jane normally has mental health problems but never talks about them, Anya jane is a beautiful person and likes to have fun!

Anya jane is so fun and kind

by Littlemissfanta101 June 15, 2022

Laura Jane Hale

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet.

The most amazing girl is Laura Jane Hale

by LodgeGe December 2, 2019

Jane drain

The migration of women out of an area, leaving a majority of men (cf "brain drain").

Man 1: There seem to be fewer girls around than there used to be...
Man 2: That's Jane drain for you—the women are all moving to the cities.

by burningbush2 January 27, 2024