Jamaican Parents

A group of psychopathic people from the island nation of Jamaica that tend to display bipolar behavior. They can be extremely harsh towards their kids, due to slightly misplaced morals adopted from their tough island background.

Jamaican Parents believe that financial support is synonymous with parenting.

by Aunt Leslie July 26, 2017

jamaican banana

When you a pounding a guy from behind and then right before you come you pull out and he sucks it dirty A2M style!!

I was pounding James from behind and right before I came, he pulled away and gave me a Jamaican banana

by just another guy October 19, 2017

Jamaican Bobsled

When a woman has missing bowels, and your erect pulsating cock breaks the kidney lining causing complete organ failure and loss of cognitive function. There is a strong history of Jamaican originating Australia, despite the name. It was popularised in the 19th century in the industrial revolution.

"At a morgue"
Doctor "Sever scar tissue among the kidney lining"
Investigator "cause of death?"
Doctor "Jamaican bobsled"

by DeathWizard420 June 1, 2019

jamaican sauna

Another phrase for hotbox.

“You guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. I’m barbecued.”

by Stu Woodside December 7, 2020

Jamaeca

The golden retriever friend who is smart in books but lacks common sense, laughs at everything and will probably turn anything you say into something dirty. if you ever meet a “jamaeca” in your life, you should be grateful because they will be the stupidest yet funniest person you will ever meet

I saw Jamaeca laugh at a little kid falling the other day

by Cumcuzzlingwhore November 23, 2021

Jamari Canzater

Jamari Canzater is A FNF player and loves his friends His cook can grow up to 20-23 inches at age 12 He is a Chad Zoophile hunter Zoophile torturer And has a Zoophile license Wanna join the fun like Mama to 🙂He is Straighter then you

Give Jamari Canzater back his virginity Terell

by AYATUUAYANO January 28, 2022

jamario woodly the 8th jr

jamario is a fat short Hispanic kid who likes to fuck around at a trampoline park in wayne nj

oh shit their goes jamario woodly the 8th jr

by jmario fan in wayne nj February 14, 2022