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Jonathan Troy Calderon 

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.
1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!
Jonathan Nauck by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011

Jonathan Medrano 

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.
“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

Jonathan jerman 

A faggot no one likes and everyone wants him to die

Jonathan Jaison

The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.
Yo is that Jonathan Jaison from the gay strip club