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Joe Biden has dementia 

That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.
Joe Biden has dementia

This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"
Joe Biden has dementia by Skyrim550 December 29, 2021
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Joe Biden supporter 

Somebody clearly suffering from mental retardation. Somebody who refuses to see Biden's obvious decline and who continues to support him even after all his lies, gaffes, and confusion.
1.
Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.

2.
Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.
Joe Biden supporter by Icy Wyte July 15, 2022

Joe Biden won 

The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
Joe Biden won by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

joe biden won 

Three words that a Republican can't hear.
Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won

Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
joe biden won by cammc29 January 22, 2021

Joe Biden Soda 

TENNESSEE, OKLAHOMA, ARKANSAS, MINNE.S.O.D.A.. (clapping) (cheering)
bro did you see the Joe Biden soda meme.

Joe Biden Moment 

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
Joe Biden Moment by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020

Joe Biden Tag

Joe Biden Tag is a fun game to play with friends. One person is Joe Biden, and all the others are young women. Whoever is Joe has to chase the women, then sniff their hair. The persons who’s hair is sniffed becomes the new Joe Biden.
1: Lets play Joe Biden tag!
2: OK! I’ll be Joe Biden! Better start running ;)
1: AHHHHHHH!
Joe Biden Tag by DoucheAlt January 23, 2021