Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

Pull a Jimmy

The act of attempting to finger a girl using your pinky, ring, and middle fingers... while she is wearing jeans.

Jimmy was in the basement with a girl and decided to pull a Jimmy.

by blt1233 June 28, 2011

Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.

Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.

by instaphammed February 22, 2022

jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them

Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush

by guacamole36 October 30, 2018

little jimmy

your propeller hat wearing child that Karen stole from you.

little jimmy and his propeller hat are rotting in my basement - Karen

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020