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Japanese Paddle 

Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
Japanese Paddle by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022

Japanese Eyeniscus 

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye
Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

Japanese Abe Lincoln 

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

Japanese Volcano 

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .
Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.

Japanese Eiffel Tower 

Similar to a standard Eiffel Tower, a threescore, but with two women. One wears a strap-on. The guy, and strap-on wearing lady, spit roast the other other lady and perform a double high five.
So I found this strap-on, anyone fancy a Japanese Eiffel Tower
Japanese Eiffel Tower by Simstx August 29, 2022