Jake 

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.

Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"

Jake by Alittlebee July 14, 2019

Jake 

Jake is dumb and yeah stupid

Jakes hella dumb

Jake by Dumb lord July 16, 2019

Jake 

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

Jake by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake 

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.

Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.

Jake by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019

Jake 

Massive 🅱️Ussy

Jake is such a bussy

Jake by Coochie dood August 4, 2019

Jake 

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

Jake by Black male August 4, 2019

jake 

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

jake by aligatoe August 17, 2019