Similar to "K-Fed" aka Kevin Federline, it's a nickname for a guy named Joseph Allquist who attends Mount Baker Middle School (MBMS) in Mount Vernon, Washington. He's on the MBMS Science Olympiad team, which happened to make it to state finals recently. It was at state finals, where of which he took off his shirt to swim in the pool at the hotel their team was staying the night at, that he revealed his horrifying nipples to the world. They were these lumpy oval-shaped things that bulged out of his body. Ever since his nasty secret was discovered, everyone he knows has referred to him as J-Nips. And now the rest of the world can too.
"Woah, look at J-Nips disfigured nipples!" or "Dude I just threw up from looking at J-Nips nipples."
by Legit_316 April 13, 2010
The Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps (JROTC) is a Federal program sponsored by the United States Armed Forces in high schools across the United States. The program was originally created as part of the National Defense Act of 1916 and later expanded under the 1964 ROTC Vitalization Act.
by dddeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnn September 04, 2009
A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.
I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
by ButtSexLvr March 22, 2006
by Truth Teller 7890 August 17, 2015
An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.
"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"
The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
by Empire of the Moon February 18, 2007
by Guru Tha Monsta aka Matt DeBow August 29, 2006
by DAGEYbaby October 13, 2011