A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~
by DaddyNikias May 03, 2019
Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
by Romi Kl. February 04, 2022
When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.
by Michelangelo November 29, 2021
Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.
by Party poison March 15, 2016
Was in a great Italian Stack the other night.
by Iommanxman June 17, 2022
A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.
Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.
My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.
My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.
by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017