I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

Yo-Chi Tuesday

A compulsory day in which the fellas hit up their local Yo-Chi every Tuesday unless serious commitments prevent them from doing so

What day is it today? Yo-chi Tuesday!

by PinkAlpaca23 April 11, 2022

Hard Tuesday

Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.

This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!

by Ashlyngonk February 12, 2024

Token Tuesday

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens

Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

by Toke master Johnson October 22, 2023

Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.

We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.

by emoSyuG November 5, 2020