by The Chocolate Meat November 27, 2020
A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 03, 2020
To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
by Wanderfalke September 24, 2010
“Oh man, did you just see Steve Irons let it rip? He is the coolest of the cool.”
“Steve Irons gets all the ladies. I wish I could beyblade like Steve.”
“Steve Irons gets all the ladies. I wish I could beyblade like Steve.”
by Haliax November 23, 2018
Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain
Ariana: He has an iron brain
by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021
by DAVEODD January 15, 2023
A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 07, 2020