A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.
Holy shit! Forch is so tanked. She just crushed that box of tissues on her bed... She's such an Irish steamroller. I'm never asking her for a tissue again.
by Donkey Lips November 17, 2006
When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.
by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018
When engaged in doggy style sex, anal optional, you pull out right before ejaculation and vomit on the victims backside, and when they turn to question the contents on their back you let em have it right in the face.
I was gonna houdini this girl last night but at the last minute my drunk ass decided to go for the irish houdini instead!
by Andy Gallo74 August 10, 2006
when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication
by cole. July 18, 2009
by William Winslow April 05, 2006
Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.
"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."
"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"
"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."
"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"
"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."
by GLM79 May 09, 2008
by Bruh1000 August 15, 2019