Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

attractive in a cheap sort of a way

a useful expression. this describes a whore who you would probably bang, if it wasn't for the 623453 STDs she had and the fact that she was blown out like the Grand Canyon. she looks hot, but you can tell she's a skank.

Jenny walked into the bar with a tight tank top and short skirt and with a guy on each arm. She looked attractive in a cheap sort of a way.

by Heinz000 May 30, 2006

Ball In A Cup

Mexico's Favorite Toy For over 1000 years!
The objective is to catch the ball in the cup.
No need to worry if you miss, as the ball is attached to a string that is attached to the cup!
Storage is as easy as catching a ball in a cup!

Ball in a cup, ball in a cup, it's a ball in a cup!

by God of the New World November 6, 2007

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.

When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

by Prez Naborhood Ashoshashun October 16, 2009

Little Man In A Canoe

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

tit in a wringer

In a bad way, in a bad situation.

He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 5, 2005

2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005