washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones

“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”

by shrekxy September 20, 2019

Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

by Mo J February 26, 2008

Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle May 21, 2011

Trans Wash

The process of adding trans people or views to history or previously created content.

people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.

by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022

white wash

a boring white person

man that guy is so white wash

by IGGY SCREAM September 03, 2007

welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.

I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

or

Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel

by Rob Marsden August 29, 2007

White Wash

To ejaculate all over a person.

I'm going to white wash her face later.

by PDill February 21, 2011