Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

by ybomb September 13, 2013

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Dutch Supersoaker

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017