A 15th century relaxation seat, used to force people to adhere to the churches teachings, by forcing 1 1/4 inch brass tacks across the entire back half of the body. The nails are sterilized after each use...with a hose. Can nowadays be found on cruise ship decks, in luxury high rise apartments, discerning golf clubhouse lounges, and as seats in high end private jets owned by bankers/criminals. Has mainly become a luxury item, affordable only by well to do yuppies, due to its ability to relax and revitalize in just under a fortnight.
The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
Get the the chair of nailsmug. 
The act of celebrating a great moment while sitting down and playing a game or working. Dancing and giving high fives while remaining seated.
by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005
Get the chair partymug. It is the act of beating a mexican with a chair. the act mst be done while yelling CHAIR BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
first ever used by a student of northern secondary school known as "the orange avenger"
first ever used by a student of northern secondary school known as "the orange avenger"
Boy: omg the orange avenger is pulling a chair beat down on that mexican
Orange avenger: Dam straight cuz thats how i roll. CHAIR BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!
Orange avenger: Dam straight cuz thats how i roll. CHAIR BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!
by orange avenger January 25, 2009
Get the Chair Beat Downmug. A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.
by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006
Get the Dirty High Chairmug. The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.
by JESUS1207109347120 November 29, 2010
Get the Electric chair foodmug. A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.
by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010
Get the Lawn chair gamemug.