Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010

L Sheet

Sticking two cigarette papers together in an 'L' shape to create a longer roll. Usually used to make bigger joints.

"Hey man pass the MaryJane, Imma gonna roll an L Sheet"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

Sheet snot

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.

She had to wash the sheets after I fucked her, cuz of the "sheet snot "she leaked.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Sheet Angels

an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.

My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.

by Jeromeerome May 8, 2024

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018