Getting Harley'd

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against

Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."

by urbanmedley July 31, 2022

Matthew Harley

Spastic

Matthew Harley is a spaz.

by ThatSmartKidNoonelikes December 3, 2022

Texas Hudley Walking

That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm

I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

The Harley DavidSin

When you fuck a girl with pigtails, from the back, and pull her hair back and pull up on her pigtails with your hands to mimic the shape of the Harley Davidson handlebars. She will also queef violently which is where the name comes from, because it sounds like the rev of a mean Harley.

"Bro last night i gave my girl The Harley DavidSin and the cops came for a noise complaint"
"damn yall fucked too loud?"
"Nah they thought she was a motorcycle"

by HungLikeAnEmoKid April 1, 2024

A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.

That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.

by sbohandley June 9, 2024

Fort Huxley

Something that is repeatedly delayed.

"Wow, this is a real Fort Huxley, huh?"

"What the fuck? Who uses that in a sentence?"

by Ace Of Spades 25 February 5, 2026

The Harley Davidson

While your girlfriend is giving you head you grab a handful of her hair on both sides of her head, kick your legs up in the air, and crank on the throttle

Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson

by George Beast August 2, 2025