Homo mayonnaise

When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.
Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night

Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba
by Black ugly men April 18, 2023
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Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee
Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee
by PhilthyM May 31, 2018
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No Homo Month

A month where you can say the gayest shit without it being gay to the bois. The period for no homo month is June 2nd to July 1st.
Bro 1: "Yeah bro I'd fuck your ass"

Bro 2: "It's a good thing it's no homo month or else that would be super gay bro"
by Daddies boy June 03, 2021
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False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.
Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
by East Timor April 24, 2017
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bad homo

a person who is bad at being homo
that straight guy is a bad homo
by BIGGEM JOHHNY December 01, 2013
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homo-unerectus

a condition where your wang is hugified not by women but by men.
"Your gay, you suffer from homo-unerectus."
by chillagen June 05, 2005
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homo gold

Men with hair bleached to either white or orange. The hair is usually short and full of styling gel.
Look at the fag with his homo gold hair.
by HeyFuckYou September 10, 2006
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