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Niall HAGAN

Hi my name is freddy and i really want to suck you off you’re just so sexy and I’m going to get no where in life so gimme a cheeky blowie
by Fishyfanny44 August 28, 2020
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Kenneth Hoang

A man that eats ballsacks, and also shut up Juan cene.
by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 19, 2020
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Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

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by ChineseLatkes July 28, 2021
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Oscar Hagan

An orange ginger dumbass who usually takes a piss out of everybody.
His insta is…….who the fuck knows his insta!!!!?
Nobody cares man
Yo did you see that strange looking ginger over there?
Bruh it must of been an Oscar Hagan
by TheAnkleBreakerHimself November 21, 2021
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Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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Tiny hagan

You only know this kid if you know him. Racist guy.. don’t throw erasers at him or he’ll loose his nuts trying to figure out why in the hell the sky is falling in math. If you are Tiny Hagan you can’t fight for the life of you either.
You know Tiny Hagan? Yeah that kid can’t fight for shit
by YoudoNOTneedtoknowwhoiamlove August 16, 2022
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