hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

“hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Hockey pucking

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.

Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017

Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.

You play hockey? You must get all the girls!

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Hockey tryouts

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt

You must have hockey tryouts coming up

by Smellypein March 19, 2025

malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.

When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.

by fishgaming June 20, 2024

Hockey

Rich white person sport

Hockey is a sport for white rich males

by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022