ice hockey 

The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.

What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.

ice hockey by tcarruth October 27, 2010

field hockey 

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

field hockey by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006

field hockey 

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.

"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"

field hockey by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008

tonsil hockey goalie 

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

tonsil hockey goalie by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer is better than hockey by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

field hockey 

A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.

It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."

There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.

Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}

field hockey by Saltybawls December 23, 2006

Field Hockey 

A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.

One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.

All hockey goalkeepers are mental.

Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.

Yes. So are you

Field Hockey by Oboman99 October 31, 2018