He’s one shot

He really isn’t one shot they will just say they are even tho they didn’t hit him ONCE

Bro bro he’s one shot

by Omg jonnnnn March 21, 2021

then he waddled away

A lyric from “The duck song 1”

Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Miloooo April 17, 2022

He-man germ

the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.

tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"

Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"

Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"

by duddies February 07, 2011

He told me that

When you tell someone a secret but this dude completely forgot it was a secret.

"What did )$(#*) told you?"
"He told me that you are the most stupid person of all times"
"Fuck this dude"

by Sad life May 31, 2018

he is my master

an anime about a boy who heritage his parents fortune after their death in a car accident and hires three maids name
izumi 14, mitsuki 13,n anna 16

he is my master

yoshitaka-hi dude wanna come to my mansion i got three cute young maids that will do anything i tell them to

boy -ok

by yoshitaka August 01, 2011

HE HIT ME

when teal fucked up and and let up a break way

most of the time the LD will blame the game for letting the break away and yell HE HIT ME

by Stammerchel November 05, 2020

did he die?

The stupidest thing you can ask when you see a picture or video of a person getting hurt somehow.

YouTube - Guy struck by lightning and hit by car

“video”

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pussydestroyer451 (17 minutes ago)
did he die?
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   | xxxiloveangelinaxxx (14 minutes ago)
   | its fake you dumbass

by pussydestroyer451 June 03, 2009