Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

golden handshake

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006

german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.

"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'

by Jackal April 15, 2005

crimson handshake

A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.

"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."

by C-Rock July 14, 2007

Manhattan Handshake

To insert one's hand into the anus of male sexual partner. Typically used to describe homosexual activities.

After pounding Ernie for well over an hour, Bert dismounted and proceeded to give him a Manhattan Handshake before jizzing on Ernie's face.

by ManhattanHandshaker April 26, 2013

trojan handshake

When you and a mate grab each other by the cock and shake vigorously at Petaluma High School

Make sure if you see Nathan in the hall you give him a Trojan Handshake.

by Blakedpotato May 20, 2018