This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.
Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.
by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017
Get the chinese handshakemug. The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021
Get the Hollywood Handshakemug. When a woman greets a man by reaching down with her hand and gently cupping his balls, usually with a little shake or a soft squeeze. This greeting is common in bars in Panama where working girls can be found.
While having a drink at the bar a working girl came up introduced herself, smiled and then gave me a Panama handshake.
by Bunny Love September 10, 2014
Get the panama handshakemug. A handjob
Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.
by JLthaKing October 20, 2020
Get the Albuquerque Handshakemug. A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
Get the Philadelphia Handshakemug. by -AMAYBEXX- March 16, 2011
Get the Tetrizini Handshakemug. by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019
Get the hoboken handshakemug.