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Chowers Hack

Someone that has a hack or cough to get hair from the back of their throat.
After a long night with his girlfriend Greg seems to have the chowers hack.
by Stump Oly November 24, 2020
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Hack Sacking

It is where you launch your nut from your tip into your belly button as a game. If you make it in, you will hear a little *cha-ching* as a reward!
Are you Hack Sacking son?....*cha-ching*
by wordening March 18, 2024
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Hack

Someone who's ugly or someone you hate so bad.
"whoa man, check out that wench". "c'mon pal don't tell me you like that hack".
by Cyphon2 July 31, 2022
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Hacked

adjective
When Amy Schumer, Ted Cruise or Jake Paul says some racist, bigoted or offensive stuff on social media, they were hacked.
Twitter: Mr Cruise ur a senator wtf bro u. Cant say the n Word
Ted: My apologies, I got hacked.
by TomatoeUnicorn May 24, 2019
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Smear Hack

Smear Hacking, also known as Smear Stalking, is a cyber hate crime intended to destroy a persons’ life. The hacker gains access to the victims’ smart phone or similar device and tracks them everywhere they go using the devices' GPS system. They then contact friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and try to ruin the victim with a campaign of insults and accusations. When Hate Groups use this tactic it is often called Gang Stalking.
OMG some scumbag Smear Hacked me!
by Fight to be Free August 17, 2024
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Hack

to steal, take, or get
"sahn can i hack a ride?"

"nigga wuz goddie with me hackin yo homework"
by grapegirl101 March 2, 2010
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