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help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig
taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no
by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021
mugGet the helpmug.

help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for
me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan
by base_ment April 22, 2020
mugGet the helpmug.

Just want to help people

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
mugGet the Just want to help peoplemug.

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1
Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!
by MSCPT March 28, 2023
mugGet the I need some dog on help!mug.

help

Automatically justified to shoot anyone screaming this threatening word at you
"HELP" - Man who was threatening the police by raising his hand violently
by Holmgierr October 20, 2022
mugGet the helpmug.

help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK
help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.
by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021
mugGet the help im gulping niggasmug.

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