by beau coulon January 27, 2008
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by Rene August 24, 2003
Get the Gendou mug.A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
Get the Guido mug.Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
Get the Guido mug.The hottest things ever to be on this earth!!! Slamming bodys and nice tans. How can anyone not like them they are so hot!!! All those guido haters are just jealous. Only italians can be guidos.
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Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
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