Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.

Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.

by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.

Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident

by Rgoldschool April 22, 2018

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.

Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma

by Jk fan June 17, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017