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Government

Elite ruling body of a state, territory or country who believes they are doing good by their people by oppressing them with often times pointless laws. This ruling body makes rules or laws that they expect regular citizens to follow with threat of monetary fines or jail time; however, Government officials almost always have loopholes for themselves that is often times exploited by this elite ruling body for monetary gain and to continue their rule of power.
Prior to nationwide announcements and lockdowns associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, US Government officials used their privileged knowledge to prevent monetary loss in their stock market portfolios.

The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.
by J to the S y'all March 14, 2022
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Government Failure

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.
by Aoctavio March 28, 2022
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Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
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Governor

Term for someone who is annoying and infringing. Family Joke. Derived from Gavin Newsom
Dad, you're a governor.
by HubstaAtSchool April 12, 2022
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Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.
Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Governanny

Usually an 'austere' Nanny State that's ultimately compliant with the Corporation State's Franchise Democracy *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism, or Granocracy* would be a lot more generous.
Governanny ultimately proved far better and safer than Governinny*, which became the Realm of the Right and perished in *Market CHAOS*. The people all went with them - the Preople or Pre-Human People - who had 'Blown It'. Damn!
by PartisanZ June 30, 2022
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Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights
Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you
by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022
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