gorilla infant

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

Gorilla Stick

Slang used to describe the male sex organ, particularly when it is large and used to cause harm to others.

After I got done banging my girl, I knocked her up-side the head with my Gorilla Stick.

by SwerveDriver January 27, 2007

Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014

Gorilla Mask

you blow your load on a female's face, and immediately pull some pubes and stick on her face.

lisa wasn't happy with the Gorilla Mask I gave her last night

by litgoat August 4, 2007

gorilla pig

someone who is such a horrible pig that the word pig alone would not describe them. Hence, gorilla pig.

He was caught cheating on his wife with a teenager. He is such a Gorilla Pig.

by josiejosie June 24, 2008

gorilla band

A band composed of fictional or animated charachters, such as Gorillaz.

The Cynics is a gorilla band.

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

Gorilla walk

The art of stumbling around drunk with arms swaying in front to keep ones balance in check and to keep from falling over in a drunken slumber.

That motherfucker was so blitzed that he was gorilla walking around the club last night.

by c nav January 8, 2006