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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
by JHBEL October 5, 2021
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Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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throat goose

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .
INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!
by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017
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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".
hey joe lets moose the goose .
by skin the cat January 2, 2012
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Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg
"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"
by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021
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goose piss

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!
by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008
mugGet the goose pissmug.

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