Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.

person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.

by manta965 June 28, 2011

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.

"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013

Google it on youtube

When over 45yrs old and you believe your are internet savvy. A question is answered with “google it on YouTube”

Google it on YouTube

by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018

google true

Something that can be proven through a google search.

"I thought the world was round, but Jerry googled it and this one site said it was flat. It's google true."

by Ross11B December 27, 2006

google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018