Skip to main content

Metal Gear

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the timeline of metal gear?

Guy 2: yeah man, didn’t understand shit.
by Nig- July 21, 2021
mugGet the Metal Gearmug.

Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
mugGet the Your Smoke Is Gearsmug.

Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.
Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.
by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020
mugGet the Dystopic Gearmug.

Gear Whore

In MMORPGs, it is a person merely acts all buddy-like towards another to obtain their gear. Not to be confused by noobs who beg for gear. A typical gear whore will lure this particular person to give their gear for them to use. This requires the person, the gear whore, to create a "friendship" to ensure their plan of obtaining gear is a success. When the particular person begins to trust them and hand the gear, the gear whore will show off to other members how good they are... when the gear whore in reality... never did anything legitimately to earn gear.
John: How did you get that gear?
John: I have not heard from you in days.
Jane: I have new buddies.
John: No way. What did you do?
Jane: I'm not telling you. I got this gear from the marketplace.
John: Days ago, you were bashing about the guild and now you are buddies with them.

John: I smell a whore. A gear whore.
by Ryni L Ice December 31, 2014
mugGet the Gear Whoremug.

Wild Bit Of Gear

one whom does an action that is quite crass, out-of-the-ordinary, looked down upon, or humerous behind their back.
that chick is a wild bit of gear.
by zachdontlikeit September 10, 2010
mugGet the Wild Bit Of Gearmug.

Metal Gear Rex

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
mugGet the Metal Gear Rexmug.

Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.
don’t Grind My Gearsyou’re skating on thin ice
by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022
mugGet the Grind My Gearsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email