Grease a fifth wheel

Greasing up a butthole with lubrication.

1) Jay likes to grease Mike's fifth wheel.
2) You like to grease a fifth wheel

by Jason Vallone November 22, 2005

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Joe's grease gun

The action of putting ones lips over their partners vagina and spitting repeatedly as to fill the vaginal cavity with saliva so that the penile insertion is easy and creamy

Dude last night I tried using Joe's grease gun and she queefed spit all over my face!

by BeastieBoysADROCKMCAMIKED August 29, 2021

grease and go home

To perform non intimate or emotional intercourses on someone you have no feelings for and leaving right after, simply doing it for pleasure.

After stenio got done greasing the snow bunny she asked him when they would link again, he then told her “it’s grease and go home “ and proceeded to leave while chanting “yesssiiirrr”

by StenioTheRetard November 12, 2019

grease my corndog

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube

We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Grease my salad

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.

Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Slimy Grease Cunt

Prostitute that uses mayonnaise as a lubricant

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?

by BongoBird June 25, 2019