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hood google

Asking around the hood about someone or something.

Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know
You don't know who I am? You better hood google me!! Go hood google Brian Haywood and find out!!!
by Dollardraw614 August 12, 2021
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Google it on youtube

When over 45yrs old and you believe your are internet savvy. A question is answered with “google it on YouTube”
by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009
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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
by manta965 June 28, 2011
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