Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug

damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth

by molestedsenses August 29, 2009

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

Grizzly Glove

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.

Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!

Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.

by Honey Bree July 22, 2010

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.

Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!

by Tblumps January 4, 2011

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010