Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

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white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017

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Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way

you laugh like a autistic-giraffe

by erazor21 February 7, 2018

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suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

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When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

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