future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not

A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019

futudo

When you piss and shit simultaneously.

"We were at McDonald's the other day and Brenda futudo'd down the slide."

by nolsdod June 3, 2019

Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019

Futjucking

A term used as an interjection and alternative to a curse word.

Bill: "Wow my cousin is such a futjucking retard"
Janice: "Bill you fucking shot her"

by Reject Of Society April 27, 2019

future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.

Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.

by zanderfin December 8, 2019

Future

The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.

The time where things are predicted.

Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future

I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.

by User_takenlol99 December 13, 2019

Future

Nobody knows what the fuck he saying Ngl all we know is, he's Future and he's a Mumble Rapper.

Fan: "Hey Future, can I get your autograph?"
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*

by Crinngo21 December 30, 2019