fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

fidget nigger

A fidget nigger is the type of fool who done found where the white women at and gets tossed like a damn salad before living the rest of his days as an Alabama wind chime

Who wants to make a fidget nigger?

by Thatdamnnukekid June 7, 2017

Fridgenjitus

A persons addiction to opening the refrigerator, although the person(s) does not feel hunger. they just have curiosity to whats inside the fridge

Sam: *opens fridge* *looks around* *closes fridge*

mom: "son, you have a sure case of fridgenjitus!"

by Ninethousand February 19, 2009

Fringe binge

Watching “Fringe” for hours because the DVDs from Netflix are piling up.

“What movies did we get?”
“Prepare for a Fringe binge.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq November 7, 2010

fidgetsexual

a person who is delusional that is weirdly attracted to fidget toys

Person 1 : are you fidgetsexual?
Person 2 : no but that weird girl emily is-

Maya Ortiz

by Maya JVHJGUIGYUTFYTHGER January 30, 2021

Friggen Physco

A girl who can't be tamed

The friggen physco broke up with him after he proposed!

by nononono2012 April 14, 2011

fridea

Ideas somewhere in between work and play, most often arising on Fridays near the end of a work day.

Example Frideas for an academic setting:

-Bruce Lie algebra..... Cauchy Tiger, Hilbert Dragon.

-A Monte Carlo that generates Sarah Palin speeches.You don't even need to program in basic grammar or a full vocabulary

- Radiation emitted by blackboards -> blackboardy radiation

by MrFuzzFuzz October 3, 2016