Clout frack

To use someone else's possessions to gain clout online

Morgan totally clout fracked me when she used my didgeridoo in her tiktok

by Dang ol' dangus June 29, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Snoot Frack

A "snoot frack" is, quite simply, a "fruit snack" that your two-year-old has stuffed up her nasal extremity and that requires extraction by emergency room personnel.

After extracting a snoot frack from each of Tiffany's nostrils, the attending physician diagnosed them as "cherry" and "grape."

by Benedictine Batchofcumberbums August 17, 2020

decimal fraction

Used in a minority of countries to pretend the presence of a metric system, when in fact a non-metric system is used. Instead of using a designated smaller unit or real fraction, the bigger unit is used with a decimal point.

More often used in combination with the decimal system to describe numbers that are not even.

Geoff: “It’m 6 feet and 5 inches tall.”

Heidi: “uh… I only know the metric system.”

Geoff: “Oh, sorry. That’s 6 5/12 feet.”

Heidi: “That’s a real fraction, not metric, though.”

Geoff: “Oh right. I mean 6.42 feet.”

Heidi: “OK, that’s a decimal fraction alright, but still not metric 🤣”
Geoff: “Hey Siri, what’s 6 feet and 5 inches in metric?”
Siri: “6 feet, 5 inches is equivalent to about 1.96 meters.”

by Phrackle April 11, 2021

freckle frace

A person that contains sheeshes inside of them

He is a freckle frace!

by blazing_vector October 8, 2021

muppet fractals

The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.

Them: Did you hear that Jim Henson also directed Labyrinth?
Me: Muppet fractals

by omgcg November 7, 2021

Butt fracking

When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”

Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.

Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!

by huskyboi January 29, 2022