Forced

When someone you would prefer not to talk to, engages you in an Extended one-sided conversation, that the only possible response is to say uh huh and let them keep talking.

usually it works like this

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 1- Man he forced you like 6 times today.

Person 2- i know man it was like stfu dude please.

by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009

forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man July 28, 2007

special forces

The most bad ass mother fuckers who are trained in the U.S. Military right next to the Delta force.

These guys actually seem to threaten who I am unlike a regular cop on the street.

Some are cold bastards with no emotion and the ability to destroy people in massive amounts.

These men can pick locks, blow shit up, kill tons of people, and run a ton of miles for days on end.

If America was full of 18A Special Forces officers: Iraq would have had emp bombs blow out their electronics which kill 70% of troops. Dirty bombs killing people with radiation. Along with Specials killing people left and right with their bare hands. Iraq would have been won by now.

by Kamisama September 6, 2005

force

Force = Mass X Acceleration in a linear system. The units of force are kilogram meter per second squared or newtons.

Given that a due to gravity on earth is equal to 9.8 m/s^2 in an MKS system, calculate the force due to gravity on a 100 kg man. The answer is 980 N.

by MadPhysicsMan March 21, 2004

forced-again virgin

Similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.

Stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?

Uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.

Oh my god! You never told me you were a forced-again virgin!

by AgentBacardi June 3, 2010

Vaginal Force

A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick

Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.

by sexer kid November 8, 2007

Tri-force

Noun - A variation of the eiffel tower, but with three guys and a girl. One guys is underneath the girl sticking it in the vagina, one guy stands behind the girl putting in her butt, and the last guy in in front getting a blowjob. All guys give a high five above the girl, in which the arms form the angle bisections meeting at the centroid of the triangle. Typically not the most enjoyable thing for the guy underneath since in face is in the balls of of the guy getting the blowjob. The guy getting a blowjob will also be discomforted, because his balls will be licked by the guy underneath. In which case most guy prefer to be the one sticking it in her butt.

The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit entered in a Tri-force with the Virgin Mary.

The three roommates entered in a Tri-force with one of their mothers.

"I was so drunk last night that I volunteered to be the bottom of the Tri-Force!"

"Praise the Tri-Force!"

by HallHall2 March 18, 2009