fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

X-File

1. A term used to describe a convicted child molester that has been released from prison.

2. A popular television show in the 90's about 2 FBI agents investigating the paranormal.

That X-File is just going to molest more kids, he should have been killed in prison.

by fatso December 10, 2004

Rockford File

When a man who is having sex with a woman doggy style proceeds to push his thumb into her asshole, then removes it, and smears the feces from his thumb along the wall that is directly in front of him.

"Haha! Check out that Rockford File Joey left in Joanna's bedroom!"

by Johnny Dangerous September 20, 2003

Blast Fiend

Members of the Facebook group “Blast Fiends” that started off as a fan group for “The Black Dahlia Murder”, but turned out to be a front for the gay agenda of Shayne, Kyle, and some weird Indian dude that now resembles a gay cult.

“Dude you wanna join the blast fiend?”
“Nah, I’m straight”

by 173817381212 December 30, 2020

fiend

someone who goes super hard over something that is not that serious.

mary was a fiend when she was constantly asking susan for some chips after susan told her no like 500 times.

by saskia/crystal March 30, 2003

Promiscuous Dope Fiends

Promiscuous Dope Fiend. What else is there to say?

"You are promiscuous dope fiends, Jonathon and Cecilia."

by small emo child in the corner April 12, 2009