ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023

Father

The family member that most black people don't have!

"DaMarcus Timothy James Jr. didn't know who his father was. His father was out the door before he was born."

by BlackManOnFire April 24, 2022

father

i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.

my FATHER went to get the MILK

by Your Moms Great In Bed.. May 10, 2022

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

Father

Something that left you.

Tommy's father left him.

by H0URS July 5, 2022