FABOTS

F.A.B.O.T.S. Fuck A Bunch Of That Shit!!!

Ahhh Fabots!!!! I'm not working on Saturday.

by C.A.S. May 13, 2010

Facebook in-law

The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.

My boyfriend is now my cousin's Facebook in-law since she added him to her Facebook friends list!

by Jody M May 15, 2010

Facebook Status Limit

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.

by ThatBritishBloke February 21, 2011

Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.

Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits

by pornami February 27, 2011

facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.

liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK

by yusuck March 28, 2011

Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

by Carbomb May 17, 2011

Facebook Value

Taking something as truth because it is on facebook or trusting someone solely on what is on their profile or what they say over the internet.

A quick way to gain stalkers.

Example 1:
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating

Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.

by NarcotiX UK July 19, 2011