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face like a bulldog eating custard

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'
by shortsite January 10, 2009
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face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.
After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.
by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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Face Virgin

A girl who refuses to kiss her boyfriend after dating for at least a month.
Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011
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Face like a half eaten hamburger

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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